Thursday, January 27, 2011

Something to Make you Laugh (I Hope)

Just when I wonder what I should blog about (since I try to get at least one or two a week - yeah, I'm bad), I get an e-mail from suddenvalues.com. I'm beginning to like those e-mails (even though they are advertisements). They give me some good blog fodder! And who doesn’t love a good laugh (even with the joke is bad)?

Now, it may not be as cold here as some other places, but it's cold enough for me!


JUST HOW COLD IS IT?

It`s so cold, I`m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
It`s so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
It`s so cold that your shadow freezes to the sidewalk.
It`s so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
It`s so cold the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
It`s so cold people are looking forward to getting a fever.
It`s so cold our words froze in mid-air and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them out just so we could hear we we were talking about.
It`s so cold that the rock rattling around in your shoe turns out to be your toe.
It`s so cold that when I put on my coat to take out the garbage, it didn`t want to go.
It`s so cold that the snowman begs you to take him in at night.

Hope you enjoyed them. They gave me a chuckle, anyway!