When it came time to get his dessert, I asked him what he picked.
HUBBY: Whatever you want.
ME: I told you what I want.
HUBBY: Then tell the waitress.
ME: Why can’t you?
HUBBY: Because then there’s no chance I’ll get it wrong. I read “Wives 101.”
ME: What is “Wives 101”?
HUBBY: The book written by hundreds of successful husbands.
ME: Don’t you consider yourself a successful husband?
HUBBY: Sure. I read the book.
And that’s what dinner conversation is like with my hubby (at times). That man sure knows how to crack me up!
Have a great Monday!