Happy St. Patrick's Day!
It's late, but not over yet. And I received the following joke via suddenvalues.com, so I thought I would share, since it is IRISH!!
An Irishman walks into a bar and orders 3 glasses of beer, drinking them one at a time. The bartender sees the odd ritual and explains that the beer goes flat and would taste much better if he only ordered one at a time. The Irishman explains he began this custom when his two brothers moved overseas to Australia and America and this was his way of remembering all the time they spent drinking together.
The man soon became a regular at the bar and became well known for ordering 3 beers at once. One day he walks in and only orders 2 beers. Assuming the worst, a hush fell over the whole bar. When the Irishman returned to the bar to order the second round, the bartender offered his condolences. The man looked confused for a moment, and then explained, Oh no! Everythings just fine! I just gave up beer for Lent!
I hope you didn't get pinched today!!