In an effort to get newsletter subscribers to actually OPEN
my newsletters, I wrote a couple of character interviews (based on my Bitten by
Love series). They turned out pretty good, too. But alas, not many people
actually read them and my plan to have five interviews for the newsletter was
cut to only two.
I want to share these interviews now (and yes, this post is
kind of long—for me). A Vampire Wedding
is due out this month (that pesky copy editor, who happens to be my daughter,
is finally working on my piece—yay!), and the “interviewer,” Perry, returns in
that novella, so what better time to share these with everyone else?
For those who haven’t read this series, Perry first showed
up in Bite Me, I’m Yours and then later
in Blind Temptation. He’s one of my
favorite characters (probably why he keeps popping up in my books) and I had a
lot of fun writing the scenes between him and Victoria in Blind Temptation (and no, he’s not the hero in that book). And
that’s when I came up with the idea of him interviewing the Committee Members
for their vampire website. The second interview is with Jack (My Sunny Vampire) and I’ll post that
next Friday.
If you subscribe to my newsletter and have already read
this, sorry for the repeat. Unless you really, really liked it, then you can
enjoy it again!
Getting
to Know Your Committee Members by Perry Davenport.
First up: Victoria Braeden
Victoria: This interview is stupid. Why does everyone need to know
more about me? Are you recording this? Don’t record this! Damn it, Perry.
Perry: [snickers] Lighten up,
Vicky.
Victoria: How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?
Perry: Maybe when you start liking
it.
Victoria: [mumbles]
Perry: What was that? I didn’t hear
you.
Victoria: [rattles off some German words]*
Perry: Just so you readers know, Victoria doesn’t like to
be called Vicky, so if you’d like to see her all riled up, that’d be a way to
do it.
Victoria: That better be stricken before this is published. And I
get final look at the material.**
Perry: Whatever you say, Victoria. Why don’t we get started? My name is
Perry Davenport, as if you didn’t already guess, and I’ve been summoned to
interview each Committee Member so all you vampires out there might understand
them a little better.
Victoria: Summoned? Really? This was your idea!
Perry: And a good one at that, too.
Don’t you think? Our first guest, as if you couldn’t tell, is the not-so-lovely
Victoria Braeden.
Victoria: What? That wasn’t very nice. You plan on insulting all
your guests?
Perry: Only the difficult ones.
[sound of Perry’s arm getting
punched]
Perry: Feel better?
Victoria: For someone who wants my cooperation, you sure are going
about it all wrong.
Perry: You’re right, and I
apologize. So let’s get on with this, shall we? As many of you know, she became
a member in 1932. But let’s find out stuff you don’t know. Victoria, do you have a favorite blood type?
Victoria: All the blood types taste the same to me.
Perry: Even diabetics? I love that
nice sweet taste as it rolls over my tongue. Real rush!
Victoria: Good for you.
Perry: How about sex? Prefer one
over the other?
Victoria: I’m not going to talk about my sex life, you pervert.
Perry: I meant the sex of your
donor.
Victoria: Oh. I prefer women over men.
Perry: Oooh… Tell us more.
Victoria: Oh, don’t be disgusting. I don’t feed for sex, unlike you.
It’s just I’m used to women and my late husband didn’t necessarily like me
feeding from men.
Perry: Controlling, was he?
Victoria: No. We both agreed not to feed from the opposite sex.
That’s called compromise. Something you’ll never understand.
Perry: Whatever. What type of music
do you enjoy?
Victoria: I absolutely love Beethoven. I got to see him perform in
person. And then met him afterward. Such a gentleman. It was so exciting.
Perry: Anything more…modern?
Victoria: Henrik took me to see Benny Goodman once. He was very
entertaining.
Perry: How about something in the
21st century? Like 50 cent. Coldplay. Maroon 5. Neon Trees.
Victoria: Now you’re just making names up.
Perry: I’ll take that as a no,
then. What’s your favorite vacation spot?
Victoria: Germany.
Perry: Can you be a little more
specific?
Victoria: Anywhere in Germany.
Perry: You know, you’re allowed to
elaborate. Maybe you’d be better at a quick round. Which do you prefer? House
on the beach or cabin in the woods?
Victoria: As long as it’s in Germany, I don’t care.
Perry: That’s not what I… [groans].
Between those two, and it doesn’t matter where in the world, which would you
prefer?
Victoria: Are they light tight?
Perry: Yes!
Victoria: Don’t get huffy with me. You’re the one asking the stupid
questions.
Perry: They’re not stupid. They’re
supposed to make you think. How about, granny panties, silky thong, or
commando?
Victoria: What does that have to do with a house on the beach or a
cabin in the woods?
Perry: They don’t. What do you
like? Which are you wearing?
Victoria: You’re sick, you know that?
Perry: I don’t see a panty line so
I’m thinking commando. Or maybe a thong.
Victoria: That does it. This interview is over.
[sound of chair sliding across the
floor followed by the slam of a door]***
Perry: Well, that was fun, wasn’t
it? Come back next month when I interview Jack VanAllen. Someone who will
probably be more cooperative than Victoria
Notes from Perry:
* If I knew German, I’d put down
what she said. But I don’t so I won’t even try. However, I’m pretty sure she
was cussing. She likes to cuss in German.
** Victoria got final look at the material. It
just wasn’t the material I published.
*** Victoria has a glare that could melt ice.
I’m just saying…
Will Perry ever have his own book? If I continue with the
series, he most likely will. He’s a fun character to write, that’s for sure.
So… Got plans for the weekend? I’m going to see “Captain America: Civil
War” on Sunday. Already have my tickets. Can’t wait!
Have a great weekend and Happy Mother’s Day!
Stacy